Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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Zya_fml 8
Creepier* - Oh lord, this iPod's auto corrector is quite perverted.
NecroParade 3
Wasn't it nice to have a toilet buddy? Taking a dump has been a lonely task for far too long.
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Comments (190)
SilentTreatment 7
And that's when you should have turned around, hovered above her head and dropped a Duece on her head to let her know it's not nice to interrupt people when they are concentrating cuz SHIT HAPPENS!
nick315 8
nice black ops playercard.
kitkat98_fml 0
Shit is gona happen either way
tnlander 20
umm, op, why didn't you put your foot on her tiny head and push her back out?
EmoFinn 0
lol I can't stop laughing at this
Dudelike89 8
Christmas Story status. ho ho ho
MissRoxiie 12
>.<
ghnatliker 0
Lmao
knocking 0
Aww, what a friendly little girl. She was just trying to keep you entertained and make time go faster. Although, you would think that most young kids would know better than to crawl under bathroom stalls and/or strike up a conversation with strangers.
vbsdlover21 0
that's kinda cute and funny! but hey. just think it could've be much worse!
bingababe 16
How?
sxe_beast 11
It could have been a grown man. ...or a black person. ^ jokes :P
italia1991 0
it's a little kid...they don't know what awkward is...Its random yes, but at that age I'd just laugh it off. it's not really a big deal
TylerzMB 0
wtf is she going around having conversations with strangers in the restroom for anyway?.
puppy23 3
This is the funniest but most awkward thing I've ever read!
dreamering 16
Discuss today's economy and she will be bored and leave in a minute.
Stupend0us 7
Should have thrown some turds at her.
brookig 10
Dumba
talensledge1 0
Lol I agree
sweet_candy_ 17
You should have told the kid to get out. Not hold an awkward conversation.
lisha88 1
lol she wanted to learn how to poop