Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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Zya_fml 8
Creepier* - Oh lord, this iPod's auto corrector is quite perverted.
NecroParade 3
Wasn't it nice to have a toilet buddy? Taking a dump has been a lonely task for far too long.
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Comments (190)
thingstodo 0
ROFL
checkersonsocks 0
You were pooping in a public bathroom?! D:
rcloca 10
yeah people tend to do that
SteelCladAngel 0
.......no pun intended here but....shit happens have you never had diarrhea hit all of a sudden while you were in public?
babygurlie231 0
that must have been awkward. why do little kids go ujder bathroom stalls when people are in them?
guitar_god7007 3
don't be silly. girls don't poop.
TiffanyMarie1240 4
haha where was the girl's mom?
sxe_beast 11
mc
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
*Little girl's mother calls cops and they ask OP questions while she's still ********* XD
Mach10 0
Could have been worse; could have been the men's room. I don't even have kids, but this strikes me as the kind of thing that small children get up to. it's innocent, and totally inappropriate--which makes it funny and cute.
blakesaurus 0
that sounds ******* surreal.
wtfisfmy 0
ROFL