Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
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smashingdiscover 0
Enemy spotted
annajane 0
Pretended to? You sure about that?
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Comments (286)
ReynieRockets 1
Our SR71 is in the air
fabian21 0
Rolling Thunder incoming.
sematariux 7
Lmao black ops ftw
RuCheezBurger 10
NOOOOO black ops sucks. Mw1-3 FTW
KaanTech 0
nooo battlefield bad company 1-2 + inbound Bf3 FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW................
MommaMuff 6
Black Ops blows. MW2 ftw. :)
Gamer_Bum 1
He.just looked, he ain't hurtin no one... damn homophobes
Busby91 0
Come on bro, you ALWAYS use ghost pro when you camp in the bathrooms!
pfx2_fml 15
WTF
skyeyez9 25
If I was a guy, I would pee in the closed stalls to avoid pervy, pedo men from pestering me in the bathroom.
skyeyez9 25
I thought there was an unspoken rule with males: never piss in the stall next to another male? Always leave an empty stall between you?
sheethapins 13
It's true, husband told me so. Apparently they aren't supposed to speak to or look at each other either until they wash their hands.
StopDropNRoll 11
But he had a spy plane! Unless he was using Ghost he's not safe :/
guitgod1 11
A guy that "pretends" to look at another dude's dick at a urinal is probably not going to be too concerned with unwritten rules about bathroom etiquette.
yourbudtravis 0
heh say "Huey in Bound Chopper Gunner ready" and then piss all over him.
darkmis1 18
Pretended?
azkollias08 8
What happens if he gets dogs?