Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Top comments
Beccabee 0
lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha
Phillay632 0
Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"
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Comments (148)
rachel13_fml 0
Dumb blonde.
crazyivan 0
Haven't you ever heard the phrase correlation does not prove causation? You may be blonde and dumb but they don't necessarily cause each other.
haro_fml 0
you're not dumb. just reeeaallly clumsy.
agent00phunk 0
Were you trying to convince HIM that you're not a dumb blond, or were you trying to convince yourself?
rose33red99 0
Seriously screaming gets you nowhere and it's annoying, calm down, think it through, and heck sometimes being blond helps, use it against him.
ccjero05 0
i hate when people make jokes like that, it's so obnoxious. don't date someone juvenile who says shit like that, he's a jerk.
clampy4x4 0
Just to let you know....screaming is a terrible way to try to convince someone.
hootersgirl09 0
Haha, girl I get that dumb blond shit all the time. I'm just like whatever, I let it go and let them think what they think. Besides, getting accepted into Stanford Law is just enough proof for me that I am not a dumb blonde. :]
roflmaonade 2
please don't post anymore on this website.
ffffyourlife 0
story of my life.