Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Beccabee 0
lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha
Phillay632 0
Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"
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Comments (148)
mango_fml 0
You were clumsy. You are not dumb. There is a difference.
heatherryo 0
Doh. Way to give us a bad name :( lol
rwilldred27 0
this is ironic. if you need to openly convince your boyfriend that you're not dumb, then that more or less proves their claim that you are for still being with him.
breathemein 10
LMFAOO HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH DUM BLOND! you spelt BLOND wrong also in your story you wrote "blonde" LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO proves u are a dum blond :) hahahahhah ahahhah
K1ll_M3_N0w 0
YOU can't spell DUMB or BLONDE! It is spelled BLONDE! So, you, my friend, are the dumb one.
turbogirl 0
There are actually variations of spelling it. So shut up.
cheergrl89 0
um.. that's called being clumsy...not a dumb blonde...
bastet01 0
Oh, #114, you make a fool of yourself in trying to insult another. If I could refer you to this Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond and, in particular, this quote from the article: "Some writers of English may continue to distinguish between the masculine blond and the feminine blonde[2] and, as such, it is one of the few adjectives in English with separate masculine and feminine forms. " "Blonde" as spelled with an 'e' on the end IS in fact a correct spelling of the word - especially since our subject is female. I'm afraid you are the "dum" one as you so inarticulately put it. You do realize dumb is spelled with a 'b' on the end, correct? And you don't even make an effort to spell out the word "you." Also, your lack of punctuation is an abomination. I shall end with this quote: "He has not so much brain as ear wax." ~ Troilus and Cressida
seanchai 0
...remarkably well said
xelectrickiss 0
maybe not a dumb blonde, but a clumsy one.
dinosareawesome 0
Not gonna lie. This definitely made me "-.-" a little.
Common_Sense 0
Ok, this is such bullshit, I think it's fake. If this is the worst thing happening in your life, what the hell are you doing on this site?
disturbed99 0
u now its blonds lice you that giv us a bade namee! u mak us seeme so stupide!!!!!!!!
K1ll_M3_N0w 0
You DEFINITELY spelled every word in that sentence wrong on purpose. Right? Because I literally mean EVERY WORD. There's no way to do that on accident unless you are dumb. Really dumb. So I'm afraid it's "blonds lice you that giv us a bade namee."