Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I walked into a café for the first time, and as I opened the door, I slammed it into the face of a poor barista. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize while holding the door open for a woman behind me, only to have my hand slip and the door crash into her as well. I then stood there, frozen, as both of them just stared at me as I apologized with, "I swear I'm not a moron." FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML
Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML
Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML
Today, I walked into a "pull" door after confidently telling someone, "It's this way, I know this place like the back of my hand." The sound of my forehead hitting the glass kinda proved otherwise. FML
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
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skyttlz 32
Way to go
Goldenchest 14
apparently you ARE an oblivious and stupid blonde
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skyttlz 32
Way to go
MC18 0
heyyyyoooooooo.
daaron 3
epic
ohmygodthatsux 0
irony in action
intheboot 0
its not your fault OP. you're blonde
snade 0
blondes...
ColdplaySucks 18
They say stereotype is ignorance. Of course we stereotype from what the majority of the race does. Don't blame racists, blame yourselves.
KkoolAid 0
TASTE THE RAINBOW
agaba 0
lol bond moment ftw
staceysgenesis16 0
wow nice going ... i bet that was funny as *** ahaha ... ur a dumb blonde ...
GeneralGreivous3 0
Oh the irony.
Just_ol_Kole 0
She probably was an ass and set that one up for ya
littlemissFYL 5
"It's all just a stereoty--" OW! ahh shittt.
livvyluvlaf 8
I can relate. I'm totally a dumb blonde. I'm book smart but not street smart... literally. I can't even cross a street w/o help all the time. I'm just oblivious haha
Just_ol_Kole 0
I sure hope nobody runs you over with a car sometime in the near future... Just remember to look both ways(:
livvyluvlaf 8
yeah and hopefully I don't hit anyone when I'm the one driving. driving scares the crap outa me. especially when I'm with my dad. but I love it anyways (:
Just_ol_Kole 0
Just cruise around at like 15 mph, I'm sure you won't hit anybody! unless if you have turtle reflexes...
livvyluvlaf 8
I actually have lightning reflexes. and nooo I like going fast!! besides going slow is dangerous.
Just_ol_Kole 0
it's a great way to cause a scene! But on the other hand, 30 pissed off drivers behind you might start s riot. That's a problem haha
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
132 go creep on underage girls elsewhere
ydi_4_suking 20
why are there haha's in your conversation? i saw nothing worth hahaing at
livvyluvlaf 8
he's not that much older than me...
livvyluvlaf 8
actually he's only 5 months older than me. same school year. why? how old do I look?!
VorpikeII 17
actually I thought you looked his age at first but you do look your age.
Just_ol_Kole 0
Bahahahaha I'm no creep
livvyluvlaf 8
good lol. I sure hope I don't look younger than my age. xD
Kn0wledge123 21
Wow. That had to be the most boring conversation I've ever read. You two, sir and madame, FAIL.
livvyluvlaf 8
than don't read it.
Kn0wledge123 21
I can't not do what I've already done. Way to fulfill the stereotype there.
Randuhh_17 4
I'm not going to lie....this has myself written all over it. The funniest part you ask? I have black hair..... so here's proof that anyone can be a walking moron...
_TxDanC3r 0
It makes me angry when people truly think blondes are dumb. :/
Goldenchest 14
apparently you ARE an oblivious and stupid blonde
DreaminOfMusic 0
so true!
andres19 0
well at least she proved something
nswan 5
aren't they all...
leeshxx 3
15 no u.stereotypical bastard.
Heather_x0x0 6
LOL @ 20! 15: obviously not all...
litlpetlvr 0
seriously? we've all done that at one point in our lives.
zakkyzebra 11
20 can't spell you correctly and added an unnecessary punctuation. Blonde stereotype: confirmed.
leeshxx 3
56 I know how to spell you and obviously the full stop was a ******* typo. go die now you malevolent try hard.
leeshxx 3
go look up malevolent in the dictionary you 15 year old oxygen stealer
rallets 23
meh
rallets 23
maybe the "you" was a typo as well? how is that any different? just sayin'
PassTheDutch 0
oxygen stealer. haha
tona01 16
i'm sorry 58 but writing long words doesn't make you smart( i'm not saying you are dumb, one of my best friends is blond and is as well one of the smartest people i know) if so all germans are smart because they use words like Fullfederhaltertinte tu describe writing ink( yes i speak german... and spanish too) or the spanish parangaricutirimicuaro which is a place in mexico. my point is... that words do not tell someone who is smart and who isn't, how you use them, however, makes the diference ps: please if you find grammar mistakes do tell thank you
rallets 23
^ +1
leeshxx 3
ugh. I didn't use it because it is a "long word" you turd. how often do you see it getting used it is uncommon hence why I told him to look jt up. do you want a medal for speaking different languages? none of what you just said related to any of this what so ever.
leeshxx 3
rallets I have no idea how you keep slipping through the cracks and keep getting back on here
tona01 16
blonde*
rallets 23
he was saying that just cause you use big words doesnt make you better than anyone else. nor does insulting anyone who tries to explain their side :/ p.s. like i said, im immortal :D ive slipped through many a cracks ;) lmfao
leeshxx 3
no your not immortal. you are like a stinky lingering fart. annoying foul and won't **** off :)
rallets 23
just like immortality :D speaking of stinky lingering farts, god those tacos were a bad idea. way to celebrate cinco de mayo, right? :P
tona01 16
79 chill a little, all the comments so far with exception for the one before me have an insult written in them, if you want to make a point insulting someone doesn't help, it just makes you look angry without a real reason i never insulted you nor attacked you, so please do take a chill pill and act like the intelligent person you claim to be. ps : i'm still learning english so any mistakes, please be kind enough to point them out
leeshxx 3
meh 89 I'll cop that on the chin. stereotypes piss me off. hence the anger plus rallets doesn't help that
rallets 23
im just here to mediate :)
leeshxx 3
**** can anyone else smell something?
rallets 23
im telling you, its those tacos i had!! not to mention the tamales and tequila, ahh these mexicans sure know how to party :D
King_Night 0
Its funnier when you guys argue on here, than the fml.
tona01 16
rallets is full of win and leeshxx if you want me to get back on track and say something that has to do with the fml, i will. you get mad and feel bad because of a blonde joke, but how do you think mexicans feel when we are discriminated just because of our ethnicity??, how do you think we feel we hear that a little kid was killed at the border by one of your borderpolicemen??, hell how do you think any minority feels when their son gets burned alive by the kkk or gets beaten to death by the neonazis?? correct me if i'm wrong but a blonde is almost a princess amongst these to organization. blondes don't have the republicans against them, but don't go around telling a blonde joke because that bothers them. you do not know how easy you have it. so don't insult people because they made a joke about your hair color, because people get killed or are treated as second class citizens because of their skin color
tona01 16
and i agree with you stereotypes get me mad too
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
ewww u r an ugly blonde
livvyluvlaf 8
there's nothing wrong with dumb blondes. were just blonde and have no street smarts! :)
abeastmuffin 1
u mad bro?
RileyL29 0
125- You're an absolute moron.
360XBOXFTW 0
144, your'e a crazy alcoholic rainbow pig
fml_psl 0
Hmm
HeavyMetalViking 0
I don't think OP is a blonde, "Oblivious" is too big a word for blondes to use.
livvyluvlaf 8
ahahahaaa 149 you made my day!!!
VorpikeII 17
149-you are a riot. you're also a radioactive penguin-donkey.
NeonPopRocks 14
161- Oh, really? I was blonde before I dyed my hair like this, and I was, and still am VERY SMART and probably have a stronger vocabulary than you will ever have.
Chumbowamba 10
75,84,89... nvm the numbering Tona01.. You talk too much. Serious. Haha OP i know how ya feel XD and nice one 144 lol
thenewguy21 0
nice one.
soccerlvr27 0
Haha, Fail!!!(: FYL! it happens to me too though.... and I am a natural brunette:D aha!
glenzhao2 16
YDI for trying to defy the laws of nature.
deepunder 17
Im sure many people have done 1 dumb thing with glass by not seeing it. She just did it at the worst time.
CAPTmok 7
really bad timing even though you probably aint that stupid
LunaNstars 0
i like the way you said not "THAT stupid" haha as in hinting she owns stupidity, just not so much of it :)
scotty2hottie48 0
hello captain obvious!! @#141
pippymiskers 4
LMAO
snickers001 0
ahah lmao your funny
FinnaHolla 0
That's what happens to blondes when they try to walk and talk at the same time.
peachesbeach 0
hahaha love it :')
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao. 10 wins.
ElGranOrgo 0
I know a blonde that has to chew gum in order to keep her balance and to avoid crashing into things
JoshK9030 0
why is she even trying to walk out a door? get back in the god damn kitchen
alyssa1695 4
Was he convinced?
Kawboy 1
doubt it lol
iAmScrubs 19
It's okay, we all have our blonde days. Oh wait, you're blonde everyday.
CanadianBlondee 0
I love being a natural blonde; that way I can just blame all of my dumbass moments on my hair colour.
Risket 0
yeah.... the hair.