Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Top comments
Beccabee 0
lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha
Phillay632 0
Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"
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Comments (148)
pinkygirl_fml 0
my best friends a blonde, and shes top of our class
sagittaurus 0
ahha, i agree with number 25. Plus, being stupid and klutzy are hardly the same. I got a 2230 on the SAT, and I fall over myself all the time. The fact that she fell on her face is sort of irrelevant.
baby_love 0
it's okay blondes r the best anyone :] everyone's just jealous
sagittaurus 0
And by the way honey, if your boyfriend is repeatedly insulting your intelligence, either have a thorough conversation with him about respect or dump his sorry ass. R-e-s-p-e-c-t, girl.
brianpedro 0
use your lips for sucking not talking
birds_fml 7
Here's my advice. Dump him. If he doesn't respect you now, he never will. Trust me on this. Dump him and get a guy who respects you.
scorpiogirl666 0
lol # 20
othfan233 0
you shouldn't have to convince your BOYFRIEND that you're not a dumb blonde..
springalicious 0
Well obviously you're a clumsy blonde, whether you're actually dumb or not remains unclear.
whatwhat 0
Don't worry, you're not a dumb blonde. Just a dumbass.