Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML
Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML
Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML
Today, as I continue to experience more revelations about how fucked up my mental and physical health really are, I'm starting to feel as though I was destined to not live very long. If I were to list every mental health issue or chronic condition I have, it would likely be enough for an entire Wikipedia article. FML
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor in no uncertain terms that, with all of my mental and physical health conditions and personality disorders, there is, "absolutely no way I can possibly live a normal life, unless a miracle occurs." Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then. FML
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Top comments
alexiiiiis09 0
I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion
oolama 2
I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..
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Comments (262)
ih82bl8 2
Ur doctor?
Feedmyaddiction5 14
wtf
Pazu_fml 10
Who said this? OP didn't even specify that it was a doctor. If it's not a doctor, YDI for getting medical advice from some schmuck. If it is, report them. That's not acceptable for a doctor to say.
odi_et_amo 4
Thank you! Everyone seems to assume that the OP is talking about a doctor!
fightingkittens 39
I just have to tell you that schmuck is the best word in the English language, which is ironic because it's not English. But in my mind it's the perfect insult--the Yiddish equivalent of calling a person a dick.
chelseaaababyyy 17
well thats some bullshit..
wowlol727 0
sue while u still can
HahaYDI 0
How's that free Canadian healthcare working out for ya?
CmarieMC23 3
I agree your life sucks because your doctor sounds like a complete moron or whoever told you that. best of luck though
jonnybegood_fml 0
yeh, don't pay attention to those stupid doctors, 2 months ago, one of them told me i would die today with an exact date, and yet im healthy as a f f f, sorry my hands are shaking, and extreme chest pain just suddenly started. ok so back to healthy as fo...................
docscientist 10
The best doctor, Dr. Spaceman.
dlryan97 1
Thank god for google?