Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Am I being Punk'd?
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Pile on
Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML
Bit of both
Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML
Do your own research
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Walking Dead
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
Coulda, shoulda, woulda
Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML
Support system
Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML
Tell us more in the comments!
Today, as I continue to experience more revelations about how fucked up my mental and physical health really are, I'm starting to feel as though I was destined to not live very long. If I were to list every mental health issue or chronic condition I have, it would likely be enough for an entire Wikipedia article. FML
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
What is "normal" anyway?
Today, I was told by a doctor in no uncertain terms that, with all of my mental and physical health conditions and personality disorders, there is, "absolutely no way I can possibly live a normal life, unless a miracle occurs." Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then. FML
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alexiiiiis09 0
I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion
oolama 2
I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..
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Comments (262)
SupEr_JaY 4
i hope he atleast told you how to spell the disorder
armorf0r 7
maybe free healthcare in Canada isn't the greatest thing..
Shadow4i5 3
*** Canada. *America!* ftw
armorf0r 7
wow, someone has a stick up his ass. ever think I just didn't give a shit enough to type out a 20 line comment explaining all of that? I was just waiting for an asshole like you to do it for me. thanks
J1hill33 12
sorry about that. I hope he didn't know what it was because there's nothing there
JuicyJohnson 0
nice doctor you got there.
mattsan1992 0
is this the kind of doctor you go to because they're hot?
Calyx_fml 22
My wife was told that she would die by 20. She's now 42. No one knows for sure.
hitmanoo 16
Seems like your doctor may have gotten his degree online.
christophskieXD 0
i thought this was funny even if these boring people didnt get a sense of humour
Acadania 0
time to look for a new Doc
RyanMacVey 17
boners will always be funny.... hes a legend (: