Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML
Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML
Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML
Today, as I continue to experience more revelations about how fucked up my mental and physical health really are, I'm starting to feel as though I was destined to not live very long. If I were to list every mental health issue or chronic condition I have, it would likely be enough for an entire Wikipedia article. FML
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor in no uncertain terms that, with all of my mental and physical health conditions and personality disorders, there is, "absolutely no way I can possibly live a normal life, unless a miracle occurs." Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then. FML
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alexiiiiis09 0
I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion
oolama 2
I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..
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Comments (262)
PiXiEdUsT07 7
Dr. Feelgood
sadye9 0
wow..
emetos 8
That's free canadian health care!
pink_raindrops 26
I can understand the doctor not knowing everything about an illness, no one can, but the fact that they didn't refer you to someone who does tells me he's not that great of a doctor. You need to go see another doctor, tell them what happened and get some real answers before you really freak out.
jackflash19 1
....tell the doc you'll google a good med school for him to go to. there's no such thing as getting your GED for practitioners... then send him a bill for $300/hr and go watch some family guy while on the clock
instnt1nfction 17
feed me
weewillie 1
Get a new Doc! This one is quack!
ALEXLASFLA 0
how old r u?
scottishandrew1 0
well at least you might get a illness named after you....... I hope your real names not AIDS though
Daederoth 10
Tell the story better OP.
pink_raindrops 26
If the illness still had to be named, how could he look it up on google?