Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML
Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML
Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML
Today, as I continue to experience more revelations about how fucked up my mental and physical health really are, I'm starting to feel as though I was destined to not live very long. If I were to list every mental health issue or chronic condition I have, it would likely be enough for an entire Wikipedia article. FML
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor in no uncertain terms that, with all of my mental and physical health conditions and personality disorders, there is, "absolutely no way I can possibly live a normal life, unless a miracle occurs." Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then. FML
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alexiiiiis09 0
I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion
oolama 2
I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..
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mismonroe 0
Tell him that he shall suffer fatal wounds, and that he should google the difference between gunshot wounds, and stab wounds, because you're not sure what you'll use. geez.
squirrelmaster2 2
score
Insomniaddict 0
Painful wounds are painful
JennaMarie420 2
you just made my day
prayforanescape 0
#90, not to be rude but if that comment made your day, that's pretty sad. juss' sayin.
BrittanyPernell6 0
#185 facepalm #17 score #90 smile all you want at this one and laugh at this one^
yummayy_ 11
A doctor's job is to tell whats wrong with you. Get a new doctor bud because yours is an idiot. FYL and hope you make it past 30! :D
isabel22 0
That ain't a doctor how does he not know.. but just in case go to another doctor or check on google
emsbitch 0
sucks dude. you should be a guest star on house.
Soloman212 28
And he'll tell you exactly what's wrong with you in 50 minutes, no more no less.
MurphyS94 4
After he puts you through a lot of pain by guessing the wrong disease and treating for the wrong things a few times, of course.
afreyhgm71 0
ask Dr House
missbreann 0
it happens.
redmnky21 8
you should go talk to House.... Roadhouse
dillynf39 3
Eventually they just stop getting funny..
kwsoccer 6
what is the disorder??!??!??! hope you stay well!
JuicyJohnson 0
I hope he dies
jennesque 2
I think the main "fml" aspect of this is that you're actually going to get a bill for this idiot doctor. It's one thing not to be sure on a diagnosis, but to diagnose you with something he/she knows nothing about? Ridiculous. He should at the very least be able to refer you to a specialist.