Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
sam
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Carrie P
Lambesc, France
This is how I roll
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
areyouserial
United States
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
Top comments
MeganLovesPandas 5
Never trust a guy on a segway.
young_weezy_fml 3
sEGGway ************
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Comments (79)
MysteriousX_fml 10
Most segways can easily go 20mph, fast enough that someone running would have difficulty catching it.
ThreeH3rm 5
Hey, I don't blame you. Those experienced with segways know how to ride dirty
mimikinsz01 6
People just dont know how to grow up.
CanadianCutie22 16
lol now you know for future reference; turn the other way when seeing someone on a Segway
sex_and_drugs 11
maybe you should try a new thing called exercise
AlexiAwesome 10
A Segway..... Come on....
journeytotheend 16
Those things are pretty fast
skulltorn 8
Do you even lift, bro?
letsgooo_fml 23
YDI because... come on.