Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
sam
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Carrie P
Lambesc, France
This is how I roll
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
areyouserial
United States
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
Top comments
MeganLovesPandas 5
Never trust a guy on a segway.
young_weezy_fml 3
sEGGway ************
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Comments (79)
shorty6823 28
I wish I had a Segway........
PinkieKeen 20
seems like its time to get back onto the treadmill, OP
BlowinChronic 18
Or a Segway... If you can't beat em, join em.
Reaper1984 13
There had to be something there you could've thrown at him to make crash.
djxerxes9000 18
A tub of yoghurt, a brick, some form of chain, a goat. All good things to throw at a segway rider.
daydreamer244 13
the crazy ones always ride segways.
annie_nk 23
I wonder how many eggs he was holding. It's kind of impressive he didn't break them while driving. Still doesn't excuse his jackass behavior.
kimuchi_warui 4
GOB Bluth I see what you did there!
perdix 31
What's the matter? Couldn't you make the segue from ducking eggs to giving chase to the egger?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
No he couldn't because of the pun-demonium from the drive by.
j_cat187 20
You reeeely need to work on your cardio if you can't catch up to a 6 mph Segway.
firechicky 12
you really need to work on your ability to google shit. segways go 12mph
TheIchiban 11
Vroom vroom ************
GrinchFu1 27
Ain't that the life!?! Cruisin around on a Segway, eggin people. I wouldn't have even gotten mad, jealous maybe, but not mad. That guy has got it made!