Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
sam
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Carrie P
Lambesc, France
This is how I roll
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
areyouserial
United States
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
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MeganLovesPandas 5
Never trust a guy on a segway.
young_weezy_fml 3
sEGGway ************
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Grand_Cookie 21
Isn't the top speed of a Segway like 12 mph?
Sporkitude 12
What most people seem to fail to realize is that the top speed of a Segway goes up to 12.5 mph. There's a mode where the top speed's only 6 mph, but that's really only used for learning how to drive the thing. (Swapping modes is also super simple.) Source: Took a Segway tour of Detroit.
paulbrec 11
Oops, I'm sorry, I just egged you with my fist..... :0
Revan501 15
Either that's one fast segway or you're a rather slow individual.
Ceejay1 13
Laugh it off ,it could of been worse . I'm laughing at you for not catching him.
CaitlynJxo 14
The exact same thing happened to me. At least I'm not the only one.
firefly319 7
So you were egged by someone no a Segway, and already faster than you, and you didn't catches them. Um, ok.
sheethapins 13
You friend have fallen victim to yet another seggway. It may have made the guy crack up, but it's things like this that make me want to yolk. Don't worry op, know you're no chicken. At least you tried to lay down the law and make chase. Too bad he was faster than you scrambling after him.
coolboy675 16
You don't EVER call Weird Al white and nerdy!
coolboy675 16
You don't EVER call Weird Al white and nerdy!