Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
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TheWicked 4
Ehh.. shouldn't you be happy that he's finally trying to get somewhere?!
Joshua137 0
blunt
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Comments (282)
fmlpro0987 0
what's the big deal you liked this guy for awhile why not hook up with him? now that is what I don't understand.
LAXgurlie28 0
Do Work.
MyTwoCents_ 0
WIN!
missadoodikins 9
don't see the problem here. ydi.
Pearljammer001 0
epic win! DO WORK SON!
EODgf 7
what are you in high school? have you not learned that's pretty much all guys think about....
ifailplzinsultme 0
If you haven't been in a male mind, then you have no right to talk shit about it
TinyDude 10
Lols u made quick judgements... so u kinda deaerved it xD
hedgerow 0
I can't see the problem! You want the guy, you've got him: be happy!
CreateZ 0
God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Deadm4u5 0
- Robin Williams
CreateZ 0
ftw(;
Kazze 31
RIP.
supasxcprincess 0
oh get over it OP, your lucky a guy is talking to you since you sound like a fag.
GTmustang07 0
damn girl u want to wash my car?
schalk 12
Stop giving him negative votes. A pic like that gets a response like that and, judging by her user name, she likes it. You may want to send a private message next time though so people won't call you a creeper
Pearljammer001 0
and besides, who doesn't like being called hot? there isn't anything better for self esteem. and if you don't like people complimenting you then get over yourself. being hot doesn't make you a ****.
Lennsik 4
So, a guy that you really like pretty much went out and said he's open for a relationship with you and you come on here to call it an FML? I'm confused, what happened to the part where you liked him? YDI for having someone willing to be with you.
imsogangster13 0
... So didd you hook - upp ?!?!? If youu like him , I say go forr itt lmao . ;D
CitizenSnipz 0
Tthe hhell iss wrrong with yourr worrds?? :o