Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
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YaboyVinnie 21
Just tell him to piss off.
Bakayarou_fml 0
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Comments (73)
iGlasses 4
Maybe that was a hint...
saintdalman 4
I see that you're trying to imply that your BF is boring, poor you, yadda yadda - but the truth is, you're just as likely to be the problem here. Maybe if you ever had anything to say you wouldn't end up talking about his urine so often.
iAmScrubs 19
It has been my lifelong dream to have a 10 minute long conversation about piss. It would then lead me into a conversation about lemonade and lemonade is the best thing that's ever been invented.
jake7787 0
so true...
kaylapple 1
atleast yall had something to talk about!
skylerXx 6
At least you finally had an interesting conversation.
skylerXx 6
Of course it is :P
nuggin0917 1
sounds like conversations i have...
skylerXx 6
How tragic.
mdizzl 6
at least your comfortable enough with each other to talk about piss and not mind
Piinkdottx3 5
I mean talking about urinating is something that you both have in common...I don't see the problem here.
nessa0322 0
Then break up with him its not that hard
AriadneBelle 3
Her next boyfriend will probably be just as boring, considering that no interesting man is going to enjoy being in a relationship with a girl who can't think of anything to talk about other than urine. At least her boyfriend is talking about something. YDI, OP, for complaining about a two way problem as if it's solely his fault.
12dcevin 5
You know she might be the boring one this guy seems pretty desperate it's not always the guys that have to keep the relationship going
mikejunior88 4
I've had convos longer than 10 mins about pee. It can be pretty interesting.