Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML
Today, I brought a “safe” store-bought cake to a potluck and dropped it on the sidewalk while getting out of the car. I showed up anyway, carrying the box like it was still fine. It was not. FML
Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Whipped 43
The real question is why your neighbors hang around dumpsters behind abortion clinics.
NelaGacic 20
As long as it tasted good! :)
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Comments (112)
NelaGacic 20
As long as it tasted good! :)
ktmla 14
I bet it tasted berry good..
kayydb7 14
I'm hungry just thinking about it.
Freethaawave 19
Prom night dumpster baby cake
IceCreamm_fml 14
Don't judge a book by it's cover! Haha
chickenfeet223 11
Strawberries are strawberries
Freethaawave 19
#50 the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
zarosian 17
Wow I never Knew that!
incoherentrmblr 22
Who uses an analogy like that?!...
incoherentrmblr 22
I also like how Cannibalistic the women are in this part of the thread...
TiiBags 15
But wait, why is there an fml about a bad looking cake?
sweetbliss3 37
good thing its your cake and not theirs. oh and dont forget the yummy whipped cream. sounds super awesome!
nyancait 18
Wow. Not harsh or anything.
xmusic4lifex 13
Who says that about something someone has spent their time and money on. Very rude of the neighbors. Some things are best left unsaid.
randompizzaguy 17
#38 they're probably really close and just joking.
JennaNGood 21
That's disgusting. Way to ruin everyone's appetite.
J3R3MYY 14
I heard strawberries, definitely didn't ruin mine.
JennaNGood 21
The neighbour's comment, not the cake!
J3R3MYY 14
Still just hear strawberries
nlm92 15
That sounds delicious! I would devour that cake! If looks meant anything chocolate cake would taste like shit and mud.
Miss_Whipped 43
The real question is why your neighbors hang around dumpsters behind abortion clinics.
ohSNAPyall 27
Probably looking for strawberry cakes.
9echo 17
They make pizzas and sell them outside the clinic. "Mario's Clinic Pizzas -- your loss is our sauce!"
Amanyyyyyy 29
65- Oh my...
flipthebirdfuxku 10
Right? How many abortions have they had?!? That's a terrible thing to say to someone having gone through the trouble, been so kind, and is as resourceful as OP had been! Meanie butts is what they are...
lulinator 40
Now that's a visual I can't scrape out of my brain. I also lost my appetite, which is great since I need to lose a few. Thanks, OP! Nah, scratch that... it's cake... cake is good, even if it looks morbid.
byefelicia1992 8
Congratulations?
ChristianH39 30
Epic reference, +1 for you
baseballbv 17
All that matters is the taste. Looks can be deceiving.
Miss_Whipped 43
Overused reference. -1 for the both of you.
FrancesShiver 20
And how do they know what one of those looks like?? They should just be happy you did it.
FrancesShiver 20
Damn it stop disliking my comment I'm not funny ok sorry
FrancesShiver 20
Stop disliking I'm just trynna be nice
lexiieeex3 32
You telling people to stop voting you down just makes me want to vote you down even more.