Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
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YaboyVinnie 21
Just tell him to piss off.
Bakayarou_fml 0
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Comments (73)
jren207 24
Who would have thought watersports could be that interesting!?
jren207 24
40, Hmm... I must google this!
perdix 31
You do realize that you are at least half the reason why your conversations are so boring, unless you make him do soliloquies on demand.
Lights_Out_fml 6
Man, I'd be pissed if my boyfriend did that. ;D
itsharkley 8
and it was all yellow... *strums guitar*
CountryGirl111 7
lol =) great song
AyeeArieel 5
did tht really piss u off?
dolphingirl00 0
define interesting
maddie2015 0
He's a keeper!(;....
_Allstar_ 2
What a nice boyfriend he is ;) he shares when he has to pee now thats what i call a good relationship!;)
hunaychild14 0
move on. trust me... been there. twice.
12dcevin 5
YDI, OP there's at least two ppl in a relationship so you got to contribute maybe start talking about your ***** collection or how one time you had a queef last for 10 secs or something