Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression. One of them told me to "nut up n grow a pear." Two hours after we mocked him for being an illiterate jackass, one of us has had our car tires knifed and another's house has been egged. I'm terrified of what will happen to me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to my friend's house to celebrate her birthday but 3 of them ganged up on me and molested my arse cheeks. Later, someone found a wooden plank and spanked me hard. There was also a BB gun and my arse was the target. I have been a social outcast all my life, and these are my only friends, but I'm always hit. FML
Today, my family finally noticed my depression because of how quiet, down and uninterested I’ve been. They responded by harassing me for saying nothing, calling me names, and making fun of me. Hmm, I wonder why I’m depressed. FML
Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
Today, my house was pelted with rotten eggs. Apparently, my daughter and her friends are bullying a boy in her class. So, his older brother set out for revenge. According to the threatening note he left, "This is just the start if they don't leave him alone." My daughter thinks this means she should bully harder. FML
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since I honked, screamed, and cussed at a cyclist on the road. Since then, my car has been keyed, my tires have been slashed, bricks have been thrown at my windows, and my number has been put on Craigslist as a gay prostitute. FML
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Top comments
Morning_fml 22
Depression's a serious issue, man, but if you really feel like it, file a police report using your two witnesses of classmates. Hope you get the help you need.
rieebee 23
Pears are yummy, maybe he was offended you didn't want to grow some for him.
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Comments (102)
Sathane 21
What? Growing a pear is much harder than it sounds. You have to plant the tree and take care of it really well and even then it takes a dew years before the tree even produces fruit.
AndyFitz417 3
On plus side, it sounds like mocking him helped distract you from your depression. May-be he's just trying to remind you that 30 minutes of mockery between friends is okay, but 2 hours crosses a line.
jazalea8 16
He didn't say they were mocking him for 2 hours. It was 2 hours after the mockery someone had their house egged and tires slashed.
sarcasmine 19
Wow assholes much
Joseph24689 14
What a circle jerk
gordjess1 19
Yes it's horrible to brush of depression... Maybe he hasn't learned how serious it is yet. But I also think it's wrong for you to mock his spelling. I have a friend who has difficulty with spelling because of a ****** up life growing up and missing school- but she tries very hard though. That would break her heart for someone to mock them. Although I agree he shouldn't have said what he said I also think you're in the wrong too though for the mocking. Down vote away. Both of you are as bad as each other. And yes I personally know about depression so it's not an excuse
MandieL 27
I think they got all their down voting out of their systems with me lol.
demonwolfmaster 26
Op depression is hell to deal with its a darkness we wish would just go away, I understand and fight it also but don't give up the fight because there will be people who will miss you dearly. Mine stems a little bit from a friend i lost to the fight and i know some days it's hard but find something that makes you even a tiny bit happy and do it on the days you don't want to do anything. Keep you chin up and keep on with the fight, and your classmate needs help.
JKPwnage 27
Got a weapon? Now might be the time to have one on hand.
tiredofwaiting 25
File a police report.
outfielder55 17
Shotguns fix problems like this. God made man. Mossberg made them equal.
EcoAirWarrior 7
You know the identity of the assailant so contact the authorities so even if he vandalises your home or damages your vehicle he will suffer the consequences
Shade1982 21
Except you have absolutely no proof who actually did that.