Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression. One of them told me to "nut up n grow a pear." Two hours after we mocked him for being an illiterate jackass, one of us has had our car tires knifed and another's house has been egged. I'm terrified of what will happen to me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to my friend's house to celebrate her birthday but 3 of them ganged up on me and molested my arse cheeks. Later, someone found a wooden plank and spanked me hard. There was also a BB gun and my arse was the target. I have been a social outcast all my life, and these are my only friends, but I'm always hit. FML
Today, my family finally noticed my depression because of how quiet, down and uninterested I’ve been. They responded by harassing me for saying nothing, calling me names, and making fun of me. Hmm, I wonder why I’m depressed. FML
Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
Today, my house was pelted with rotten eggs. Apparently, my daughter and her friends are bullying a boy in her class. So, his older brother set out for revenge. According to the threatening note he left, "This is just the start if they don't leave him alone." My daughter thinks this means she should bully harder. FML
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since I honked, screamed, and cussed at a cyclist on the road. Since then, my car has been keyed, my tires have been slashed, bricks have been thrown at my windows, and my number has been put on Craigslist as a gay prostitute. FML
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Morning_fml 22
Depression's a serious issue, man, but if you really feel like it, file a police report using your two witnesses of classmates. Hope you get the help you need.
rieebee 23
Pears are yummy, maybe he was offended you didn't want to grow some for him.
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Comments (102)
Geckosrock99 33
Guess he doesn't know not to dish it if he can't take it. Report him to the police, OP, its already escalated way too far.
crazy_loner 25
Where's northern Mariana island?
rieebee 23
Ask Google!
4WheelBurnout 14
Perhaps he will write in blood "dye bitch dye" on the front of your house?
tantanpanda 26
it would be funnier if he actually uses dye.
PePziNL 20
"Damn your sole!"
xluciferx666 21
The final battle shall be decided in MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!
Hawk420 9
He's probably trying to demonstrate how depressed he is!
gshocker20 21
What does this even mean
Hawk420 9
The things he did are signs of depression and insecurity #51
Shade1982 21
The person doing it was not the person who has the depression. Two different people.
Kurby14 21
you may want to get a baseball bat out and ready, just in case :/
Enkeria 30
That's crazy talk and vandalism. This happened to me once and I filed a police report. I suggest doing the same. I battle depression as well. My thoughts to you regarding depression is take it one day at a time. Hang out with people who truly make you happy and will be there for you when depression hits. Think positive thoughts and it will get better. :)
hkhan24 23
Nothing, if you can get him arrested in time for the other two crimes.
flamingarrow59 21
Calm down, he just wanted you to grow a pear tree. It wasnt that hard. You shouldve done what he asked
ariasmake1 9
You should probably stop hanging out with this person.