Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression. One of them told me to "nut up n grow a pear." Two hours after we mocked him for being an illiterate jackass, one of us has had our car tires knifed and another's house has been egged. I'm terrified of what will happen to me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my friend's house to celebrate her birthday but 3 of them ganged up on me and molested my arse cheeks. Later, someone found a wooden plank and spanked me hard. There was also a BB gun and my arse was the target. I have been a social outcast all my life, and these are my only friends, but I'm always hit. FML
Today, my family finally noticed my depression because of how quiet, down and uninterested I’ve been. They responded by harassing me for saying nothing, calling me names, and making fun of me. Hmm, I wonder why I’m depressed. FML
Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
Today, my house was pelted with rotten eggs. Apparently, my daughter and her friends are bullying a boy in her class. So, his older brother set out for revenge. According to the threatening note he left, "This is just the start if they don't leave him alone." My daughter thinks this means she should bully harder. FML
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since I honked, screamed, and cussed at a cyclist on the road. Since then, my car has been keyed, my tires have been slashed, bricks have been thrown at my windows, and my number has been put on Craigslist as a gay prostitute. FML
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Top comments
Morning_fml 22
Depression's a serious issue, man, but if you really feel like it, file a police report using your two witnesses of classmates. Hope you get the help you need.
rieebee 23
Pears are yummy, maybe he was offended you didn't want to grow some for him.
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Comments (102)
Xandrick 22
Wow...what an unstable child...
ODST_Panda 12
everyone involved in that was a jackass.
GhostFox 34
I fail to see the connection between telling classmates about his illness and your implication that him doing so makes him not depressed. Being able and willing to talk about depression does NOT mean someone doesn't have it.
RockstarJAy 16
So, what happened?
JustBrowsingNow 1
The way this is written is very confusing. The person who said to "nut up n grow a pear" is supposed to be the one slashing tires, and egging houses because you mocked him?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The OP was telling some of his classmates about his depression, and one of the classmates told him to "nut up n grow a pear", he and the other classmates mocked him, and this classmate responded with vandalizing their property. If that classmate was gonna be a jackass first, then he deserved whatever they said to him, because if he was gonna be an insensitive bastard and mock somebody opening up about their depression, he should've at least used proper grammar in his insult.
gibby77 11
so what eneded up happening to u?