Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to wish one of my friends a happy birthday on his Facebook wall, only to see that I was blocked. Turns out, he blocked me because he'd developed a crush on me for some time and couldn’t stand seeing the posts between me and my new boyfriend. So basically I can only be his friend if I’m single. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
You found this out howwww? lol :P
tttron 0
How do you know? Creeper!
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Comments (64)
loveyahun 0
creeeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr...
ani7793 0
get laid
xxreikoxx 31
Grow up, already. What are you, five? It takes two to tango, one to walk off. Stop this senseless arguing, children.
ani7793 0
no. i'm five and a half. see, i'm already smart enough to get on here and use this new wonderful world of entertainment.
cicibizzy112 0
Hahahaha Omg lmfao roflmfao!!!!! Hahahaha lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol!!!!! FORK YOU!!!!!
quitedandy 0
this is sad....
xxreikoxx 31
Quite. Bowing out of this silly over-dramatic banter. I've wasted enough time in this FML as it is.
ani7793 0
but i likes the silly over ness banteringinging. and clearly you have nothing else to do if youre spending so much time in here
megs_193 0
ew you must be a creeper
ivygirl 0
ahwe..
LocaLatina29 0
31 ur picture Is ****** up
TheOtherMakona 0
At least it's a list. If he's really worth getting creeped on, then that would explain it and it's a little less embarrassing. On the other hand, if you were the only person on this "list", then ydi.
imratedG 5
no but really..., how did you find out...? D: