Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to wish one of my friends a happy birthday on his Facebook wall, only to see that I was blocked. Turns out, he blocked me because he'd developed a crush on me for some time and couldn’t stand seeing the posts between me and my new boyfriend. So basically I can only be his friend if I’m single. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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jchansfan 0
You found this out howwww? lol :P
tttron 0
How do you know? Creeper!
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mawoo_fml 0
maybe that's because ur a ******* creep. ever think?
mawoo_fml 0
hey number 11. stop using big words to sound smart. you called himher cynical tho they don't seem cynical at all. or at least there's no evidence of it. do you even know what that is? and putting Jesus under a poster called antichrist7 isn't ironic . it's a coincidence you set forth on purpose just so that you could use the word ironic, incorrectly and this makes you the inbred of the day
Aha09 1
^^ Win.
Aha09 1
Wrong reply.
GreenRupee 0
Private? Facebook? Now what?!
xxreikoxx 31
OP, the fact of him hiding everything on his Facebook, and you finding out that you're on his "Creeper" list, only proves that you really are a creeper. He obviously doesn't like you back, so keeping him on your Facebook is just a waste of space.
thatguy1103 0
That pretty much sums up what i was gunna say so i'll just add a smiley face and exclamation points, =) !!
xxreikoxx 31
Perhaps "obsessed" would be a better word to use than "creeper." It's just how some people are when they're infatuated with someone while they're in school.
lyssalicious 0
Yes, everyone's already said it, but I can't stop my fingers from typing. The fact that you know you're on his creeper list makes you a creeper. End of story.
PSP_Hacker 0
Why do females creep on their mates so much? Always looking through their phones, checking the history on their PC's browsers, scavenging the crap out of their Facebook presence... that's why I'm sick of the girls in my highschool. They have nothing better to do than gossip about boys and check on their boyfriend(s)..
jadetothes 0
not all of us are like that - some of us actually have better things to do tbh
RuralNinja 0
Key words = high school. They're still just kids and don't know any better.
strawberry_78 0
Yeah if you figured out you're on his creeper list, you must be doing sone crazy creepy hacking!
alexandraa_fml 0
Your probably on that list for a good reason as others have said.. I HATE facebook IM. Your prob one of those tards who lurk on there too and message people the instant they get on.. AHH!
KuroKona 0
Okay, that's hilarious. But come on guys, FB isn't all bad. I've reconnected with people I haven't seen in a while, and would not have otherwise been able to contact... And anyone who stoops to calling someone a "creeper" obviously lacks vocabulary, so...
musicislife1995_fml 0
@subtext shut up, put your book of vastly uncomprehendable words of description away and enjoy the annoyance on a personal level elsewhere. god people that take it so seriously annoy me
xxreikoxx 31
I myself have Facebook, and I like it. I've been able to reconnect to family members and friends after being forcefully seperated from some of them by my father for whatever reason. The only thing I don't like is when someone IM's me the instant I sign on. I really do feel like I'm being stalked sometimes and, depending on who it is, I'll simply ignore them if I'm not in the chatty mood. -.-;