Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
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Comments (239)
trojan124 0
wow, #5, resorting to homophobic insults doesn't make you any better than the grandson OP: FYL :( I would definitely cut him out of the will
12345678dance 0
thank you... agreed, particularly the first part
ChristianHunter 0
Oh my #7 made me laugh But seriously People should have more respect these days, it's really quite sad.
lnf9ohfour 0
oh man, sucks, unless he's like four years old ? then i dont think he knows what he's saying, or the impact it has. whatever the case nobody deserves to hear that. fyl indeed.
vooper 0
Awww. You should have leaned in real close and whispered, " been there, done that"
gueeterman 4
I didnt mean it as "homophobic", i meant it as hes an asshole. but most likely your gay, so who cares.
I_Deserved_It 10
Actually, using homophobic insults and calling those who reprimand you for it gay is probably to cover your own insecurity. So I believe it is you, sir, who is the homosexual. Seriously, who says "******" anymore?
MK1029 0
Lmao, people who say exactly what you just said are the faggots. Not the people saying the word. I'm totally secure in my sexuality and I call people faggots all the time. Now shut the f*** up ******.
Komatose 0
28 Never try to reason with douchebags. it doesn't work. and 49 I love how you censored your own comment. that's so gay! And I would know.
rawrlove16 0
Saying " your gay who cares" is just as bad ads the grandson. If you think he was rude don't be a hypocrite by acting just as rude.
ithedarkknight 0
LMFAO! thats all i got to say no i got something else ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
chiodosluvr 0
awwwh. well my daughter said something close to that to my mum a few weeks ago. kids seriously do say tha darnest things.
peter_man 0
mega harsh.
ArtsySwag 0
You guys are ridiculous, talking about leave him nothing, remove him from the will, etc. You don't even know how old the grandson is. He could be a young child. They don't take death that seriously people. If he's a young child, haha. Kids say the darnedest things... If not... well, that's horrible. Truth hurts, eh (kidding :P)?
FPsLife 5
Totally agree with the dirty hippie... my mom's on facebook now -_-
spamuella 0
how insightful. whoop that bitch's ass. ahahahaha props to #41
drinkupgorgeous 0
Since when was there an age limit on FML?
jessiebare 0
what if they had there kids young??? example: grandpa - 16 when had kid dad- 16 when had kid grandpa 32 when kid was zero if kid is eight grandpa 40 dont judge peopleeee
vooper 0
Haha, I would have said, "sonny, grandpa was in the war and he doesn't want to deal with you jive shit today" XD