Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
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Comments (239)
beaverdogmouse 0
YDI for being old!
leeny_fml 2
If he's still young, as in 7 or under, he probably doesn't know what he was saying and how hurt you would be. If he was older than that, his parents need to start teaching him manners. If he's an adult, just smack him.
rewandjooo 0
it would be sad if it were true. i dont know one freakin grandmoher who reads fml.com
medical 0
Wow, I'm sorry but your grandson is an ass. leave him nothing in you will but instead make up a hideous lie about him to be read to your entire family once your gone. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they'll believe you.
MetalCraze 11
he's a jerk cut him out of your willand try to live as long as possinle to spite him
sugarmag 0
What an asshole
lolzforfun228 3
hes telling you the truth, just in a less polite way.
inerdablanket 4
How old was he? If he was like, 4 years old, or very young, he wouldn't know better. But if he was kind of old, (10, 15, etc) then he's a total asshole. Either way, FYL.
ellielovesuu 0
you are a grandma, and you are on FML. no comment.
FarSide 23
I would have beat his ass until his nose bled, dared him to tell his parents, and promised him another one if he ever disrespected his elders again. I would have turned it into a FHL... Fu*k HIS Life.