Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
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purplecowchik 5
He's got a point. Almost everyone's New Year's Resolution I'd to lose weight. At least he was creative and came up with his own.
justsayfuck 5
Hmm.. if this is the whole story, that really sucks. If you, however, have been complaining about your weight for a looong time and never actually did something about it other than complaining, then I can understand he might get fed up with it.
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Comments (64)
sk3l370n 0
He is gay.
dt520 4
i guess the cat isnt overweight... get some exercise by smashing that cat in his face (and take pics after)
twiddles1989 0
Priorities, woman. Priorities.
stevenmx86 8
I'm assuming he was being sarcastic... People like him aren't the reason for eating disorders he was probably tired of hearing about it and saying it sarcastically.. I used to be in the same situation my girl would talk about nothing but how fat she was and I'm twice her size.. I got tired of hearing about it and said the same kind of things as op's boyfriend..
DakotaCat 4
Does he work for lolcats?
snickerpuss 9
Yeah he likes his pussycat cause he's a real ****
Maravilla4 1
That's what u get fatty, stop talking about losing weight and go to the gym
HeXr 22
this sounds like something I'd say if I was sick of my girlfriend always complaining that she's fat.
notconvinced 0
Last year my New Years resolution was to listen to 1st of Tha Month on the first of every month...but then summer came and I was outside or camping all of the time and I broke that resolution.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
you know, I'm a psychopath w/ major social issues but reading such FMLs makes me think that even I can get a gf if THAT's my competition. YDI for having no standards BTW.