Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
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purplecowchik 5
He's got a point. Almost everyone's New Year's Resolution I'd to lose weight. At least he was creative and came up with his own.
justsayfuck 5
Hmm.. if this is the whole story, that really sucks. If you, however, have been complaining about your weight for a looong time and never actually did something about it other than complaining, then I can understand he might get fed up with it.
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Comments (64)
MEM0817 18
It's lose not loose...Learn how to spell before you go around calling people rude names. You don't know if OP is really overweight or just thinks she is.
nachonator 0
Seems like you're 'weighted' with problems haha the burden too heavy?
BryceDeion 0
your boyfriend is a ******.
Tysonator 0
hahahaha, what a great guy.
gravygecko 2
You're dating a guy that owns a cat. That's your first problem.
kristysha69 0
im feel for you i would told him my next new years resolution was to find someone better what an ass hole
ddjjrrff 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreadbeat69 12
I understand where he's coming from, because it sounds like you say you want to lose weight or that you're fat constantly. Most likely so that he'll tell you that you AREN'T fat, and you'll feel good. But that shit gets old. I've been called a sweetheart and a really nice dude by all the girls I date but usually around the 2nd or 3rd time my skinny-average girlfriends say they're fat, I tell them I better not hear that again. There's only so much we men can take. Quit talking about it and just do it.
Doublefine 2
What's with people on FML and retarded relationships? The answer is simple. If anyone is with a dick like this guy, leave them.
clarissa_Gyall 0
ouch! why are you hating?