Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
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purplecowchik 5
He's got a point. Almost everyone's New Year's Resolution I'd to lose weight. At least he was creative and came up with his own.
justsayfuck 5
Hmm.. if this is the whole story, that really sucks. If you, however, have been complaining about your weight for a looong time and never actually did something about it other than complaining, then I can understand he might get fed up with it.
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justsayfuck 5
Hmm.. if this is the whole story, that really sucks. If you, however, have been complaining about your weight for a looong time and never actually did something about it other than complaining, then I can understand he might get fed up with it.
CloudEnvy 17
Throw him off the wall's battlements OP.
edgeofhysteria 0
I'd rather hear something about cat pictures than about how fat you are and that you want to lose weight. Interesting. *yawns*
Iknoweverything 29
1. Everyone talks about losing weight. It's overdone. Most people don't stick to their plan past Martin Luther King Day. 2. If you talk about how fat you are (and I suspect you do) YDI. Be happy he's still with you despite your whining. 3. If you DON'T talk about it, break up with him if he's really that hurtful of a person. 4. Don't say you want to lose weight, just do it. Actions speak louder than words. Plus, it's cooler to hear people say "wow, have you lost weight?" than for you to tell them and for them to say "oh yeah, I see it" half-heartedly.
l_ 19
someone has been reading cracked articles
kaayalbx 0
last comment was for 11
sallen0046 4
YDI, not so much for being fat, but because you need to wait for the new year to make a resolution before you actually get off your butt and decide to do something about it. Sounds like he's heard it before, and I don't blame him. I'd get off the topic as quickly as possible too, as there's never an appropriate thing to say when a woman brings up her weight, and it sounds like he's had to sit through it multiple times before.
perdix 31
I'm thinking he was using a euphemism for your ******. I'm sure it will be a photographic challenge if you are going to lose weight. He'll have to stop using that ultra-wide-angle fish-eye lens he custom ordered to capture the enormity of your expansive hoo-hah.
QueenOfBoredom 0
:) this shouldn't be funny to me
aback 5
Sounds like he's the deadweight you need to lose.
kaayalbx 0
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Kenetic 0
You deserve it for waiting until new years to do something about your weight. if you truly cared you would have done something about it long ago.