Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
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purplecowchik 5
He's got a point. Almost everyone's New Year's Resolution I'd to lose weight. At least he was creative and came up with his own.
justsayfuck 5
Hmm.. if this is the whole story, that really sucks. If you, however, have been complaining about your weight for a looong time and never actually did something about it other than complaining, then I can understand he might get fed up with it.
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Comments (64)
doublewide420 0
instead of talking about it, just do it.
Ithok1 3
My guess is either your fat and say it weekly your skinny with bad self esteem thinking your always fat and hes tired of it.
ghm1234 0
what a dick
DmnUall 0
well we all now know why you're with a cat man... you're both ******* the least you can get
pegleg007 2
Great FYL, made me laugh. By the way, We all know you're fat.
franwins0827 7
You probably aren't fat but whine about your weight so much that people are sick of hearing about it. Seriously, if he is with you, then he doesn't think you're fat. If he legitimately thought that and is with you anyway, then he'd have said something supportive. So quit whining about how your size 6 self wants to be a size 2 and go make him a sammich.
dominikagirl 0
That's exactly what I was thinking :)
JawneeG 0
I bet he posts his cat pictures on cats that look like hitler! Him and his kitler don't care about your weight!
crimson_alize 2
ok these comments were big arguements that literally bored me to death! we can all agree the chick complain has some self esteem issues n her bf is annoyed by it. So some friendly advice to u OP, shut the hell up n maybe try anorexia that way ur boyfriend doesnt hav to listen to u bitch about ur fat ass all the time!
Doortje 30
I wish they'd literally bored you to death, that way I wouldn't have had to read your horrible, stupid and ignorant comment.
MEM0817 18
Agree with 65!
persimmon 0
probably sick of you constantly complaining abt being fat but never doing anything abt it.
miraggg 1
that is such a great resolution! so original. your boyfriend seems like a real winner