Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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Top comments
blarrrr 0
I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony
WellThatSuckz 14
What an @$$hole!
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Comments (128)
Gruffy 0
Funny, but wrong... but look at it this way...at least your not dating a complete duechebag anymore... FYL
ilikesalad 0
He has his reasons to be a total dick, then? Noooo. Honey, I think it's time to pull a "What Happens in Vegas" move...YOU KNOW! ;]
Ohnothingreally 0
You just lost a douchebag. Congrats. :)
Mr_schadenfreude 0
retort: Upon meeting his future girlfriend "hey, wanna see a joke" "yeah, sure!" "Just pull down his pants"
Kronic_Kitten 0
ROFLMAO!! That made my day!
tweep 0
LOL good one.
shaylacullen116 0
aww thats awfull :(
zoffix 0
Baha, you know what? You don't get dumped via one-liner for no reason. YDI!
hate_my_mom 0
PWNED.
Fontario4 2
I'm sorry but that's ******* hilarious! I would date him just because of that haha, atleast when he dumps me i'd get a laugh.
h8mylifesomuch 4
PUH-HAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA! I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY IM USUALLY NOT THIS RUDE BUHT THAT IS SUM SERIOUSLY ******* FUNNY SHYT RIGHT HERE. BUHT IHF I WUHZ U I WULDA STARTIN WOOPIN ASS. LOLZ HES A JERK BUHT FUNNY AS SHYT, LOLZ. (SRRY GIRL!)
stepup0220 0
that is one of the saddest things i've ever heard.