Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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blarrrr 0
I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony
WellThatSuckz 14
What an @$$hole!
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Comments (128)
WellThatSuckz 14
What an @$$hole!
city808 0
sucks 4 u hopefully he doesnt decide to do this: http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=22244 lol
tmnt18 0
that's awful! but then again it's super funny lol
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Yes an asshole...but I gotta give him points for being creative. I kinda like him for that reason alone ha
genius_man16 1
I agree with 48 here, gotta give the man props for being funny. Besides, there will be some other guy, your life will recover.
Asstazztic 8
I'm gonna try that ;) lol
ihatecake 0
well what if OP was the asshole and did jerky stuff to him, making him not like her. ever thought about that
heartlessagony 0
That really sucks. You're better off without him.
muziclife 0
ew **** him
blarrrr 0
I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony
jchansfan 0
Yeah, but that's hardly a sense of humour. That joke is so common he might aswell have asked her why the chicken crossed the road. Of course it admittedly wouldn't work as well in that context. "Why did the Chicken cross the Road?" "I dunno why?" "'Cause I'm dumping you." o_O'... LOL
riplikethat 0
"That joke is so common.." Saying "Hey wanna hear a joke?" isn't a joke itself, so how the **** is it a common "joke"?
a1mostevi1 0
why did the chicken cross the road? cause the chicken wants to get away from you.
best_friends_ 0
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get the **** away from you.
ajpineda 0
haha nice
G_thelegend 0
win! (:
j_rock1981 0
Lmao. Well that does suck, FYL.
curlyfriez 0
damn thats so ****** up! I'm so sorry I hope he gets attacked by a flock of seagulls!!!!
Intoxicunt 6
That band scares me too. :) OP- BURN!
greenltrn2003 0
that band is awesome...
skyttlz 32
I like that band
Zazu7711 0
LOL
netfreak 0
agreed
aria02 0
double agreed. that was effin funny
King_of_Kings 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is the funniest way I have ever heard of someone dumping someone. But all in all, I am sorry that happened to you. But this is a good thing as well as a bad thing. Let me explain...The bad thing is that you got dumped in a wretchedly ****** up but still funny way. The good thing is that you can now have a chance to find your one true love. Just laugh this one off and start your search for THE ONE. Best of luck to you!
DameGreyWulf 1
Sounds like he had some issues.
riplikethat 0
Yes he did.. with HER.
DameGreyWulf 1
Well YEAAAhhhh that's what I meant. The way it was delivered sounded so dark, I figured he might be going emo about her for some reason. She probably should have paid closer attention.
twiggly 0
I have to agree, this was the funniest break up I've heard of (that's believable of course). FYL indeed.
zOMGitsdc 0
dude, that sucks, sorry about that.. ..but at the same time, that was the best ever. win on their behalf.. (still sorry though)