Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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Top comments
blarrrr 0
I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony
WellThatSuckz 14
What an @$$hole!
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Comments (128)
Lucky2u 0
PWNED!!!1!!¡¡one!!! serioudly though, that guy is an ass. look at it this way, now u can find a better guy.
Fookmylyphe 0
That was neither funny nor brilliant. Be glad you're rid of him before it's too late. Go get your hair and nails done, and revel in the feeling of being single and free from douche bags like him. He's a failure to all mankind.
wakawakawaka_fml 0
I'm sorry, but your boyfriend is pretty good.
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
Need to remember that
Thunderbender 2
Your boyfriend is my new favorite person on the planet.
Tubasaurus 0
That is [negative adjective] He is such a [common preteen insult] [any variation of 'you deserve better'] we can stop commenting now.
Gruffy 0
Awesome....WIN
srak 0
I'm sure there is 2 sides to this story
DameGreyWulf 1
Yep, Tom. Zoot Suit Cat forever.
EmD92 0
HA Ha That really sucks for you sry but omg thats so F'ing halarious greatest break up story iv heard in a while
JessiGoose 0
Tell everyone you know and everyone he knows that he did that, and everyone will think he's a complete sleeze and girls like you who actually have a brain won't want to date him and that'll get him back. :) That's what I did at least.
Tubasaurus 0
Are you 12?
kiral_fml 2
#78, your an immature idiot! Revenge isn't going to solve anything!?