Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I agreed to go to a restaurant because I hadn’t really been listening and thought everyone was planning a coworkers night out. It wasn’t until the guy who had invited me turned up at the restaurant in a suit that I realised it wasn’t a group event, I’d accidentally agreed to a date. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
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okieraider71 4
In case you don't know it, they are not your friends. And you are not too bright.
DynamicDave 11
Some friends. You realize you just did to him what you didn't want done to you?
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Comments (124)
caits13 0
I feel bad for u having friemds like that.
rustproofvirud 0
good man it's people like you that always do stupid shit you need to learn it's not what anyone thinks about anything it's how you think and feel about it
Srip 0
wow, great 'friends' you have there...
purplehaze980 0
ydi for two things 1st for having friends like that 2 nd for not showing up on ur date .( with a guy U really like ) infact I feel happy for the guy , op did him a favour
DamnedSeraph 0
FYL?! really? Can you imagine had he stood you up, we would've been reading a different version to this post and cursing the guy who would do 'such' a horrible thing to a poor soul like you. I will be consistent here and curse you. I curse you OP! YDI for being a dumb hypocrite.
MaiLyfe 20
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Simmer down there, boy. You're shoving words into OP's mouth that you don't know to be true. You don't know what kind of person OP is, and I'm sure they regret the decision enough. Don't shove words into anyones mouth.
Osakhomen 0
These are you friends? FYL if people you consider friends would do that. But YDI too because you should realized that they don't have your best interest at heart.
perdix 31
Call the guy and explain the situation. Guys really love gullible girls. If he tells you that you can't get pregnant if he wears his socks while ******* you, he's right -- it's a proven scientific fact. Green bears.
Sappheyes 0
Did you know that gullible isn't actually in the dictionary? It's true- go look it up!
lu95 16
tht really sux but ydi for being an idiot.
AndelleRae 9
Wow. Dump your friends, work on your self esteem, and stop being so gullible. There is absolutely no denying that you completely deserve it.
damyb13 0
YDI for listening to your "friends" and not going by your own feelings. maybe next time you shouldn't even accept a date.