Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I agreed to go to a restaurant because I hadn’t really been listening and thought everyone was planning a coworkers night out. It wasn’t until the guy who had invited me turned up at the restaurant in a suit that I realised it wasn’t a group event, I’d accidentally agreed to a date. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
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okieraider71 4
In case you don't know it, they are not your friends. And you are not too bright.
DynamicDave 11
Some friends. You realize you just did to him what you didn't want done to you?
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Comments (124)
theobs 1
You must be the dumbest girl ever?
mariah_1_11 22
No just a very hurt and confused girl. But way to kick her while she's down.
okieraider71 4
OP--Show him this FML, tell him how sorry you are for taking advice from dumb friends and then ask if he likes "I'm really sorry about that SEX". He will forgive you fast if you are willing to be his slave for one night.
dialpforpleasure 0
And now I am laughing at your gullible nature.
hard2keep 0
Seriously, you shouldnt have listened to your "friends" if they were real freinds they would have been happy for you, but yea..... you have to be smarter than this. Just apologize to him that there was a misunderstanding or that you were informed something else...poor guy
dabomblyktiktikk 0
ur a dumbass . u qo , wait 20 minutes , and if they dont show upp , u say u never went . DUUH
fartsinyourfood 0
It's funny because you don't have a mind of your own. YDI, stupid *****.
xNephilim 19
Learn what a ***** is before you throw that word around.
wooters 1
ur a smart one -.-
toni93_fml 0
its expected for even friends to do that. just try not to fall in that trap next time. and try to distance yourself from those bitches. ^_^
lifes_a_b1tch 7
You really need some friends who aren't assholes.
vanilla2u 5
Dumbass...