Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I agreed to go to a restaurant because I hadn’t really been listening and thought everyone was planning a coworkers night out. It wasn’t until the guy who had invited me turned up at the restaurant in a suit that I realised it wasn’t a group event, I’d accidentally agreed to a date. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
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okieraider71 4
In case you don't know it, they are not your friends. And you are not too bright.
DynamicDave 11
Some friends. You realize you just did to him what you didn't want done to you?
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Comments (124)
jarockstar27 10
Nice friends
Mister22_fml 5
Talk to him. Tell him why you didn't show up. If you don't he will assume you stood him up. I'm sure he'll understand.
RedWingSD 6
Lol that's what you get for letting others think for you, you lemming!!!!!!
Thunderstruck14 30
First of all, your friends suck. I understand wanting to trick a friend just to mess with them, but they should have told you about their joke before you actually took action. That was pretty gullible of you though. But I understand if you trusted your friends, you might be inclined to listen to them even if you weren't sure. If people are gonna take advantage of you like that, well, you need new friends.
guttedbrit 26
Why would you do that?!
thatonebach 9
Just tell him what happened
fantasyworld 39
Your friends suck.