Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
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Top comments
wildperson 8
Call of duty generation...I really have no hopes for it.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
That's what OP gets for being a noob
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Comments (104)
AnonForAReason 11
"Terrorists Win"
Adhdkid107 9
Those darn kids and their video games.
paulbrec 11
...Yeah, that's about right.
captainObviously 15
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
pmadNess 16
You're repeating yourself.
iLike2Teabag 27
Now all the kids are just gonna spray at you. Spray now, pray later, right?
abirdgotshot 13
Oh headshot? How about spanking time?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Ass-shot?
kaynorr 9
She should feel honored to be kicked in the face by such a BA kid
ywolfgl 21
Honestly, the kid needs to apologize. That said, it was rather funny!
guyverzerox 6
You should have ran in dropped kicked him into another kid and yelled DOUBLE KILL!!!
mattlw 25
Well this FML is G-G-GOD-LIKE !