Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
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wildperson 8
Call of duty generation...I really have no hopes for it.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
That's what OP gets for being a noob
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Comments (104)
license2chill 5
Nutshot him back
Welshite 40
Yeah, because abusing a child like that is obviously the best response.
ironic_legacy 9
Yes, the best way to get revenge is to show him a picture of him 20 years older, fat as can be, in his parents' basement, with pizza falling off of him in drops, still playing the same types of video games he used to play when he was still young and could still call the same type of person he would grow up to be losers. Basically, give him a nutshot, except replace the "nut" part with his shielded and comfortable and naive life... >:)
Welshite 40
#29: You just described my life. Thanks...
ironic_legacy 9
34 - Oh no:( now I feel bad. Damn, I was going to put something like "or maybe just leave the kid alone and forget about him, not all kids are like him" since I kind of felt something with my last comment. Sorry if offended you or anything :(
license2chill 5
C'mon guys, you guys took my line literally? I referenced a first person shooter game, where there is a term called "nutshot", as well as "headshot", but the nutshot was funnier... Guess it's irrelevant to you guys. Thanks for the down votes..
TheManager 6
Anybody else find it creepy in COD how the dude sounded super happy as he screamed "BOOM HEADSHOT"?
ApollosMyth 22
Better the enemy then him. :P
a_frogg 9
Too many video games.
Sonfang 19
Can't blame the video games if the parents are buying them, they should be paying attention to the age ratings.
kyu_Q 19
@#43 I totally agee. Ratings are there for a reason. Parents ought to be more responsible for what their children play, watch and eat. (thinking of the fat guy in the basement).
BradTheBrony 19
OH MY ******* CHRIST It's not like he KICKED OP on PURPOSE because of the video games.
9lashes 15
You were looking for an apology from little kids? Haha no offense OP but thats kind of dumb little kids dont feel guilt easily
Jessj958 19
Some parents don't teach their children manners or respect now days! It's sad, the kid probably has never been taught to apologize when appropriate. It's a definite FYL OP, but an even bigger one for the parent's of this kid.
MR_RODSQUAD 11
Next thing you know, he tries to do a 360 on you.
Biniferz 5
Imagine if someone had punched him back "AVENGER"
skyeyez9 25
You are in charge of the bouncy castle, so kick his ass out.
born_hustla 26
Epic!! Sorry, it's funny!!
fishyfishaaaay 5
Pop the bouncy castle! Sorry not sorry ;)