Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
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wildperson 8
Call of duty generation...I really have no hopes for it.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
That's what OP gets for being a noob
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Comments (104)
xRezSynn 15
Kids, right?
jessherself13 21
That kid is brilliant! But ouch OP, hope your head is okay!
AlexiAwesome 10
If you want an apology from a child, you have to specifically ask for an apology. Otherwise, they'll turn out to be super sarcastic with you, like myself.
onorexveritas 24
mean but funny
RoisinDoherty99 3
That kid is a ******* legend
Kk_Waylen24 21
What a rude kid!
Axel5238 29
That sucks kids are getting exposed to stuff way too early. As a kid our violent games were Mortal Kombat and eternal champions. Now kids are playing cod and gta long before they should. When a 10-12 year old curses you out like 20 year old online something is wrong.
gimmicksz 9
Lol that kid is awesome, one of the few i would actually like
Xotoolyxo 16
Deflate the bouncy house and trap the kid in there
thereseg69 7
Awesome