Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, it was my uncle's funeral. As we were in the cars behind the hearse, I lost sight of it in traffic, ended up taking a wrong turn, and getting lost… As did half the cars behind me, who also didn’t know where the crematorium was, and just kept following me. We delayed the funeral quite a bit. FML
Today, no matter how hard I try, I just can’t recognize a funeral procession when I see one. It just looks like a bunch of cars to me. I should probably get off the road for good. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
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Spinach 0
I don't understand how driving absurdly slowly honors someone or their death. It's a practice I've always found to be completely strange.
Tri_fml 5
Easy to do depending. Looking at some of the comments they're dealt with differently in different places. Around here - there's no stickers, no hazards.. just expected to guess I think.. or look for a hearse at the front of a line of cars ;)
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Comments (48)
Lifeisfucked94 0
um, thats illegal. so not only did you **** up someones funeral, but also broke the law. way to go asshole.
tepovre 18
its alctually legal in some states, I think either Texas or Cali are one of them.
bleedingglitter 24
Yeah it's not illegal here in Texas and funeral processions aren't even marked here unless they are really large or for someone important or young it seems like. I've never been behind any but have passed them on the other side of the road. You are just suppose to pull over out of respect.
carnal_deviance 0
haha, so? i would've done the same thing XD ohh and #27. . . are you ******* stupid!?? XP [the answer being yes] seriously, who gives half a shit? if i wanna go somewhere, why should i have to sit and wait just cause some dipshit kicked the bucket? i hope the next time i do something like that, it's your funeral. . .or that i at least hit you, while i do it! XD [if you're somehow not dead of hypoxia, which is lack of oxygen to the brain. . .which in your case, can occur due to the brain being so small, that the oxygen doesn't have enough time to get there. . .you stupid piece of shit. XD]
delfino1604 24
your a moron
Fenthik 4
You're*
stonessm 2
28 you are the kind of person who makes me lose faith in humanity. Has anyone ever told you that the world is not all about you? Don't be such a douche to 27 just because you are an angry self loathing loser. And P.S. you can get hypoxia to any part of the body, not just the brain stupid
Honeydip804 21
Rude much?
Simgary56 0
28, what would you say if I did that to one of your parents..
Calicobeard 0
kickass. i'd do the same thing.
christopherlove 0
Seriously, I'm going to put into my Last Wishes, please do NOT screw up traffic for everyone with a pointless procession. Just cremate me and speed my ashes home or wherever. **** slow-ass funeral processions. I was once stuck pulled over while a procession took--no lie--20 minutes to go by!! Sitting in a stopped car with places to go, 20 minutes is an eternity, especially when it's completely pointless. I doubt the dead guy minds if I make it to work on time!
MajorTom85 0
Yeah, in Missouri, they have police escort them sometimes... On another note, there was a funeral procession coming the opposite way once and some guy crashed into one of the cars in the procession. They were going through a red light escorted by police and I guess he thought he'd get paid by insurance or something..
jinxxxxxxxxx 0
Pnis
GreenGiant_fml 0
wow. You're a retard.
lich_fml 0
#28, you sound like a raging moron.
Pharmacist_fml 2
OF COURSE it was a woman driver. i've NEVER seen anyone drive worse than women drivers. Good job on perpetuating the stereotype, dumbass.