Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, it was my uncle's funeral. As we were in the cars behind the hearse, I lost sight of it in traffic, ended up taking a wrong turn, and getting lost… As did half the cars behind me, who also didn’t know where the crematorium was, and just kept following me. We delayed the funeral quite a bit. FML
Today, no matter how hard I try, I just can’t recognize a funeral procession when I see one. It just looks like a bunch of cars to me. I should probably get off the road for good. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
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Spinach 0
I don't understand how driving absurdly slowly honors someone or their death. It's a practice I've always found to be completely strange.
Tri_fml 5
Easy to do depending. Looking at some of the comments they're dealt with differently in different places. Around here - there's no stickers, no hazards.. just expected to guess I think.. or look for a hearse at the front of a line of cars ;)
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Comments (48)
fballdt16 9
I've always wondered, you stop at processions to show respect, but what if you knew the dead person and they were a jerk to you when they were alive. Is that a justifiable means to run into the hearse?
Lunasis 14
smooth asshole, hope you made your rush in time
ADBurns 22
The point is OP, I doubt you should have been overtaking if you had to "weave in and out" - as such that was a bad call and I cannot agree to your FML as you deserve to feel like crapp for your action..
zachb20 15
funeral processions are BULLSHIT
nachomanwon 12
Good job ???????