Today, I used my phone to take pictures of my hemorrhoids to show my doctor, forgetting I'd set my phone to upload all photos to a shared Dropbox account. My mother-in-law called. FML
NewMom1115 tells us more.
OP here - wow, it's weird and awesome this made it on the site! Here is some follow-up info: my doctor suggested I take the pics to see if the hemorrhoids were getting worse. I'm a new mom, so I guess sleep deprivation explains why I forgot about the Dropbox account. :)
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KK3137 31
Why would you want your mother-in-law to see *all* the photos you take with your phone?
Panu 14
Don't answer the phone, throw it in a river. Sell all your assets and move to a small hut without power in the alps. That should keep you off the grid and make it rather hard for her to ask you why there are photos of your haemorrhoids on her freakin phone.
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cosmic_peanut 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
plz tell me what OP means :(
Haecceitas 13
Original poster :)
JimmyNutrin 5
Origami Plagiarism
MrDonSalvetti 27
Oiled Potatoes
Panu 14
Orca Pyjamas
Siehnados 17
Oversized Penis
Wizardo 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Overweight Philistine
Mynamewontfi 40
Omnipotent Platypus
bosco556 11
Why is this thumbed down so much, nobody ever mentions the meaning of op so how are new people supposed to know what it means
Marcella1016 32
30 - because it is the first post, so it looks like 1 is trolling. They got their answer, though - Original Poster. Maybe there should be a FAQ for those new to FML lol. They could make it a funny blog like they did to explain the badges.
shay_serendipity 29
And OP is something that's simple enough to look up if you don't know, there's really no need to comment to ask.
OnlyNeko 13
original post (person who "originally posted" the post :)
GamerGuy94 7
original poster
DoubleARyan 3
Ogre ****
1Username1 17
Hope that doesn't make things to awkward with family OP
Ramos808 29
*too
CrassKal 27
This situation spelt disaster from the beginning.
KK3137 31
Why would you want your mother-in-law to see *all* the photos you take with your phone?
dutchy86 20
thats what i was wondering to
k_cummins 21
The OP responded and said she's a new mom. So maybe it was meant as an easy way to share baby pictures.
wobbly1 16
rhoid rage?
LosinIt2008 14
lol
Panu 14
Don't answer the phone, throw it in a river. Sell all your assets and move to a small hut without power in the alps. That should keep you off the grid and make it rather hard for her to ask you why there are photos of your haemorrhoids on her freakin phone.
Emmiii_fml 18
Sounds like a reasonable plan considering the circumstances.
Feklfekl2222 32
Taking pictures to show your doctor seems a bit odd, these people are trained to examine you, there's no need to be embarrassed
kirkaygri 18
Some doctors allow you to send pictures of certain, easily diagnosed and treated conditions, like hemorrhoids or poison ivy, to a work related email so that you can avoid a doctor's appointment. They diagnose and prescribe the treatment right over the phone. It's really handy for some and saves resources. Some insurance companies have a dedicated team and that's all they do.
buckdharma 38
Tell her it's pictures from Hubble Space Telescope showing new Moons around Uranus.
crazycatlady5513 4
Ahahahahaha! Best response ever!
mswim 27
Well... That's embarrassing.
Mathalamus 25
How do you forget this stuff? If I did that, I would be triple checking everything so this doesn't happen.