Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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skyttlz 32
I hate people that double park
Blazingcrono 6
For your sake, I hope he gets a ticket. That shit sucks (the double parking)
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Comments (101)
lqbabie 0
that's why old people should NOT be on the road. >:(
RachelElizabeth7 0
I hate slow people
im_wilder 0
YDI for pushing elderly drivers and displaying road rage using your stupid horn -_- you make me sick! :P
albinoV 1
Totally. What's so critical that you need to get there a whole minute sooner?
skorpien 1
Old people that can't drive should be kept off the roads. Although there are those ones that can drive, if they can't they should have their license taken away. It has nothing to do with respect. Driving is a privilege not a right, no matter how old you are. Stop defending the old man. I'd have been on the horn too.
im_wilder 0
nice to know your point of view #39, remind me when you age too act like a spaz and beep LOL :P old people are cool... or they were cool :D
skorpien 1
When I'm that age and I'm incapable of driving, I hope to have family that cares enough about my safety and the safety of others to have my license taken away. That is if I don't do it myself. I'm under no illusion that I should be allowed to drive just because I'm old and should be respected. And if I'm driving like a tool, old or otherwise, I wouldn't blame anyone for "spazzing and beeping." Just saying.
spd2fst4u 5
it's called a speed LIMIT! not a you must go exactly this speed.
mps1969 8
Unless you have a real reason you should drive the speed limit .
spd2fst4u 5
no. not really. you should be going a reasonable speed. if you ever notice, most highways post no slower than 45, no faster than 65 speed limit signs. ask a cop, but I would recommend you go back to drivers ed.
Anteezy 7
Key his car, I hate retarded people like that in traffic.
whoisthisgirl 4
I don't like old people... yes troll me and say I'll be old one day too.. I might die before then
lovingmylife84 0
you're lucky he wasn't a prof or someone who you'd need help from later that day. good for him.
BlueTwist89 0
Lol.