Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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Top comments
skyttlz 32
I hate people that double park
Blazingcrono 6
For your sake, I hope he gets a ticket. That shit sucks (the double parking)
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Comments (101)
mintcar 10
I'm assuming he was very old. Although it caused some sort of inconvenience for you, he was probably driving slow for a reason. Some old people tend to do that. Too bad you pissed him off with that galling honking sound.
whatyotalkinbout 0
your picture is sideways
chocchipcookies 0
ouch
fizzysmilesalot 0
haha poor u(:
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Double-parking is when you park behind someone and block them in. You mean he took up two spaces? Then say he parked across two spaces. Anyway, you're ******. He was seeing a dentist and died while inside, so his car will be there a while.
Blazingcrono 6
According to wikipedia, the term can stand for both. He even said it was two spots. Do I sense a troll fail?
DocBastard 40
No you do not. Trollzy by definition cannot fail. His trolling is magnificent in its simplicity.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
actually neither is technically correct. double parking is when you park ALONGSIDE of someone that is parked on the the side of the street, thus preventing them from being able to move their car. but it's really splitting hairs, I guess.
Blazingcrono 6
Look it up in wikipedia. The term stands for all three, not just one. Doc, even troll has to fail sometimes. Heck, he's a troll in an anteater costume.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
It is NOT a costume.
DocBastard 40
Blazingcrono - The great thing about Trollz's comments is that if he trolls, it's just Trollz being Trollz. If it appears to be a failure, he can always claim he was just being sarcastic. See? It's a failure fail. Or a winure win. Whatever.
happykilla123 0
ur all fuckingggg gaayyyy blow me fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
randiZ25 0
He did that on purpose just to spite you, nicely done by the person!
Skroal_stomper 5
I see your nipples.
gamer_fur_life 0
i cant see em. very pretty nevertheless.
vashthestampede 0
ydi for pissing him off ;-)
generalasskicker 12
DASH!!!
randomusername 0
Yeah that's not what double parking means.
kingsley23 0
haha that's what you get! respect your elders
traze 7
He showed you.
JarheadX_fml 0
**** slow drivers. they're the reason for traffic
starile 20
Or accidents are the reason. Or construction. Or a cop pulling someone over. Or...