Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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skyttlz 32
I hate people that double park
Blazingcrono 6
For your sake, I hope he gets a ticket. That shit sucks (the double parking)
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Comments (101)
kethery 0
good for him you asshole
bmboente15 0
double park and old drivers piss me off so much
whatyotalkinbout 0
Jesus Christ those lips
Souperflip 2
Key his car. Duh.
xFusionBluex 0
If there's no witnesses n no cameras... key his car... I mean first off... Double parkers are just asking for their cars to get scratched up. You could also (if you actually have time and willing to do it) report to University PD (Parking division) My university... double parking is actually a hefty fine :D
ReginalUT 0
lol park right behind him. To block his dumbass in.
SAgirl 23
Should have gotten a cop and have his car towed.
Tysonator 0
Respect your elders, impatient bitch.
at0micmin3r 23
That's what you get for being a jerk. YDI for honking at an old man. MAYBE you'll learn some respect for your elders, impudent child.
rasta_pasta 4
i'm sorry but he was going to school, it's bad enough being made late by asshole drivers without having to deal with elderly people who are too old to be driving. while i do believe one should respect their elders, te fact is that most old people don't belong on the road. period.
rairai 14
The guy was right to honk his horn at old people who shouldn't drive! but I would have told the old man to park properly or you would have called it in to have his car towed away. Why is almost every FML I read some loser who feels sorry for himself instead of DOING something about it. Buhu I crashed my car, insurance ffs Buhu my girlfriend broke up, tell her to f**k off and hook up with her friends Buhu I was fired, probably deserved it, get a better job and actually do it, etc etc etc
jmanh 6
Bastard....