Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
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hobbs96 26
I also drive slow like that when people are aggressive drivers.
Yazoo77 16
Now you know exactly who to report for road rage and aggressive driving.
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hobbs96 26
I also drive slow like that when people are aggressive drivers.
Dave_Davington 34
I do it to tailgaters. I tell you, it winds them up like you wouldn't believe.
tj4234 36
Glad to know I'm not the only one who does this. Got to stand against aggressive drivers.
daemonsparta 16
i do that. then speed up when they try to pass...then slow down again. problem?
hobbs96 26
Where I live gun laws are great. So there aren't any road rage attacks here, because people don't know who's carrying and who's not. We also have a slow lane and a fast lane here, and if I'm in that slow lane going the speed limit do not be aggressive towards me. You can always pass me.
emo_child615 19
I do that all the time, especially when I have my special needs brother in the vehicle with me
Foxfire15 15
Going to get downvoted to hell, but everyone who does this is an ass, and (probably) breaking the law by impeading traffic. If someone honks at you, just shrug it off and act like a mature adult. It's not like they threw something at your car or anything.
Redgy22 26
Op was slowing for a pedestrian. The co-worker needs to be more mature & patient. If your in such a hurry to get somewhere, leave earlier.
ChadHelton 8
drive slower but let them get ahead of you. you'll see the accident better that way.
Scubanaut 13
Face it OP, it's just destiny.
Yazoo77 16
Now you know exactly who to report for road rage and aggressive driving.
aylind 18
She deserved it for being an impatient ass. Don't fret about it op. :)
LiteralxShit 15
What a rocky road you guys are heading down.
redrain567 16
I hope you made a good impression when you met.
The_Basileus 9
So? She is the one being an ass.
arrowgold 19
I think the other person should be the one to be embarrassed.
whitnayfortooh 29
mmmm..I'm sure you could cut the tension with a knife at work!
pete9913 23
I guess she shouldn't have been so impatient to someone she works next to.