Today, my roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
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Top comments
csigabajnok 0
Better late than never :P
NorfolkDude 2
hahaha that's awesome. At least your roommate warned you though.
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Comments (18)
csigabajnok 0
Better late than never :P
JocelynKaulitz 28
She'll remember next time :)
NorfolkDude 2
hahaha that's awesome. At least your roommate warned you though.
Canucksin 0
Haha the same thing happened to me when my friend told me the sidewalk was icy... except I was talking to him at the time, not funny.
coolguy 0
i almost ate it down the stairs yesterday. in my house. on carpet. i had no excuse ;o(
alwaysalady 0
good friend, bad timing. a for effort
Generic_fml 0
a family member of mine had that hapopen to him and he broke his back and is incapacitated for the rest of his life. if you arent, this is a lie.
Joodle 0
#9 not everyone that falls down a flight of stairs breaks their back and is incapacitated for the rest of their lives. Your stupid.
Whatever80 0
I Agree With #13 , Not Every Gets Hurt LIke That .
I_Bite 22
while I agree with you #13 I always find it funny when people call someone stupid but don't use the right "you're" :)
sunshine_girl_fml 0
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=nrc77l8jwmzre0ydajd2zmj9xv0mzp
privatee 0
would putting salt on the stairs have been much more difficult than warning you
bobtut 0
Haha... Well at least you won't fall twice :)
cole86 0
she needs to prioritize her txts