Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
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Top comments
mruizk9 7
if ur old enough to drink.. then y r u living with ur parents?
Klug_fml 7
Don't you mean "bowls of Hell"?
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Comments (143)
tyty22796 0
LIAR!!!
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
are you sure you're still not drunk?
rebelsrock 17
lol made my day!:)
Neopopulas 9
Who the hell YELLS, let alone at inanimate objects, when they have a hangover? if you were drunk still many but if you're hung over why are you yelling at anything let alone breakfast..
xombiee 0
I really don't see why you guys are ripping on the OP for drinking underage. (If she is) Almost every teenager nowadays goes out partying or drinking once in a while. Its a common thing now. I don't see how drinking underage makes you a "Delinquent". it's just part of having a social life now. And if the OP is of age, and still living with her mother, how would she not have a life? With the economy how it is, and the government in a total shutdown, how can you blame a young adult for not being able to live on their own? it's not as easy as it was a few years ago. keep that in mind.
salsalover_12 5
Just because a group of people do something illegal doesn't mean the consequences don't exist it just means a group of people don't care about the consequences and honestly speaking they really should care about the consequences considering the fact that being arrested makes it difficult to get a job and now a days it makes it almost impossible to get a house.
enonymous 9
Hey Captain Crunch....... **** you
LiLSumSum 0
all I wanna know is what is called his milk..from cows of Hells? that would piss Indians off lol
lauren_pink 0
o_O are u sure your not still drunk???
Bowser6622 5
Have fun eating shit for breakfast.
Thebluesteel1 3
that's awesome