Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
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Top comments
mruizk9 7
if ur old enough to drink.. then y r u living with ur parents?
Klug_fml 7
Don't you mean "bowls of Hell"?
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Comments (143)
porridge111 6
dude how much did you drink?? I drink a lot sometimes, and all I get the next day is a tiny headache for 30 minutes.. D:
sematariux 7
your either faking and looking for attention or your a teeny bopper that shouldn't be drinking, op
PandaPandy 6
Fork, why you no defend me??! XD
BrittanyCelesteP 0
...You do know what a "bowel" is don't you...? xDD
checksalot 0
I yell at inanimate objects on a daily basis. Hungover or not.
Akalia_fml 7
I think you're my new favorite commenter on here. You replaced DocBastard. : )
JokerJohn7 0
funniest shit I've heard all day
JokerJohn7 0
you know they say the truth comes out when you're drunk...
iWantSprite 12
I'm assuming you ran out of fruit loops and the only thing left was raisin brand...
PeachyJinx 7
Raisin Bran is good!
loveuforever 0
Geez, what did the cereal ever do to you??
Aoifexzx 3
Are you sure you weren't still drunk?