Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Burgers? In this economy?
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML
Top comments
LRyuzaki17 0
where the heck did you fin a candy bar for only 28 cents??
phuckedlife 0
Maybe you shouldn't buy frivolous items when you're out of money. use your credit card to buy a meal, rather than candy.
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Comments (120)
1800UNICORNS 0
WHERE DO YOU FIND A CANDY BAR THAT CHEAP!!!????
tr3vst3r 5
woah, where the heck were you shopping?! $.28 cents!!!!!!!!
iSitt 0
and the store spent that much printing the receipt. FSL.
dawgs242788 0
where the he'll did you find a 28 cent candy bar from??
khz23 0
where do u get a candy bar for .28 i would like 2 noe :)
Sushidude 0
Take a penny but don't give one and you'll be rich! or trade the piece of plastic claim identity theft and win a lawsuit. bam
icychill10_fml 6
I see ur comments everywhere. U must be king of fml by now
CmarieMC23 3
id like where you live that candy bars are 28 cents!
sockmunky 3
how are you gonna pay that credit card bill?
1958x 6
I want a 28 cent candy bar.