Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Burgers? In this economy?
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML
Top comments
LRyuzaki17 0
where the heck did you fin a candy bar for only 28 cents??
phuckedlife 0
Maybe you shouldn't buy frivolous items when you're out of money. use your credit card to buy a meal, rather than candy.
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Comments (120)
christyk26 0
what? where do u go that candy bars are only 28 cents?
Alekyork 0
Quit buyin candy.
bigassfish97 0
damn
bigassfish97 0
damn
killaninjah 1
you deserve it for buying candy when you're broke, you dumbass
MsMillie 0
Haha this is my life story! I feel your pain!
fuff_fml 4
I would like to know where the heck u got that candy :D
alex6946 10
why does everyone keep asking where OP got .28 candy!? get over it.
talkingtwaddle 1
Won't you get charged more than $0.28 from your credit card??
limegreenninja17 0
Hope you don't forget to pay the credit card bill